Boracay is a great place to go if you want to get away from the city and just relax and forget about all your problems. I don’t really have any problems. I went to Bora with my girlfriend. I was not feeling too well during the duration of the trip. The few days before the trip i had a temperature and just generally felt like shit. I recovered a bit and took the trip.
Nothing particularly special happened during the trip. It was a typical couples vacation. Eating at different restaurants, walking hand in hand a long the beach, swimming, tanning, fucking, drinking, etc. I was not in peak physical condition so i did not do too much drinking – just had a few beers every night. Additionally, I was not feeling very outgoing either so we did not meet anyone on the trip. I don’t really care for meeting people anyways.
There are a lot of different activities that you can participate in on the island such as scuba diving, island hopping, paragliding, etc. The original plan was to do some but we kept postponing it until we forgot. If you walk a long the main beach you will be constantly harassed by people who are offering water sports. I can still hear the voices in my head. I close my eyes and all i can hear is “jetski sir, motorboat, sailing boat, good price”. It is creepy to say the least. One must master the skill of ignoring fellow human beings. Luckily for me i am a fucking Jedi at ignoring people. I got so used to ignoring the street vendors that when we were planning on doing some water sports i could not bring myself to talk to any of them.
The vast majority of our time spent in Boracay was spent at various restaurants. Restaurants can be found a long the walkway next to the white beach. You can also find a lot of restaurants inside D’mall. It is quite easy to find a restaurant in Bora. I recommend Cafe de Sul and Don Vito – Cafe de Sul has a nice breakfast menu and if you buy a drink or something from the restaurant you can use the beach beds near the beach. You can also find a lot of different Spanish restaurants that serve paella and other typical Spanish dishes. Of course, if you want to try some of the local cuisine you will find lots of restaurants that offer local food as well.
I didn’t try any of the local food because it did not look appealing. The restaurants usually only serve breakfast within a certain time frame so if you wake up late you probably won’t be able to find any restaurants that are still serving breakfast. However, there are a few restaurants that serve breakfast menus all day but you will just have to look for them.
You will be able to find a lot of different SPAs that offer full body massages and facial treatment for a decent price. You will also notice that there are lots of people a long the walkway offering quick massages. I got a foot massage from someone a long the beach. It was a good massage but she kept repeating the same motions and it can a bit annoying. Plus my leg hair did not appreciate the abuse. I felt like my leg hairs were going to catch on fire. My girlfriend treated me to a full body massage at a professional SPA. The place was called Mandarin SPA.
The massage was excellent – got a little turned on at one point. When you walk into the SPA you got to go into the locker room where you are assigned a locker and inside the locker you will find your bathrobe. You can take a shower and do whatever in the locker room. The funny part was that the shower and the toilet cubicle both had transparent doors so you will probably have an audience when you want to take a dump. You take off all of your clothes and put the bathrobe on then you go outside and someone should bring you to the massage room. I was brought to the massage room and told to wait while my girlfriend finished her business in the locker (fucking girls taking forever to do everything). Eventually, she arrives and we disrobe and lie down face first on the massage table while the massage girls get to work on us. The girls really knew how to give a good massage. I was dozing off for awhile. Then i got a bit excited when the girl started massaging my upper butt. I wanted to bang her. There’s something about girls who can give massages that makes you just want to bend them over the massage table and ram them hard. Once they are done with your upper and lower back and arms, you are turned over and they massage your neck and head and abs. The massage lasts about an hour and then you are taken upstairs where they start your facial treatment. When we were done with the session we both felt like rubber – it was so relaxing.
If you want to get your party on in Boracay there are a lot of different bars that dot the white beach. Most of the bars are concentrated on the north end of the white beach – just keep walking up the beach and you should find a bunch of different bars. Drinks are quite cheap – 100 PHP for a cocktail. You can also find bars that have happy hour offers. There are different specials for different days for each bar. So you can almost always find a good place to get drunk at for a cheap price. We only did mild drinking because i was not feeling well. Went to different bars every night. You can also buy San Miguel beer at supermarkets for 30 PHP.
If you are looking to hook up with girls in Boracay there are three races that you can find: Chinese, Russian, and Filipino. A lot of Taiwanese girls come to Boracay as well and the majority of them are traveling with girlfriends so it would probably be easy to hook up with them assuming they know English. The Russian girls that i have seen in Boracay we’re quite fit but most of them were walking hand in hand with their Russian boyfriends. I only saw a couple lone white girls that seemed to be down to fuck. The Filipinos are almost always down to fuck. If you are white you will get the upper hand with Filipino girls. We were walking back to our hotel after chilling at a bar and we saw some drunk Filipino girls wailing “Where are all the foreignerssssssssss?”. I personally am not a huge fan of Filipino girls. A lot of them have cute faces but they lack body shape. Small bodies, no ass, and basically no boobs. I didn’t meet any on my trip because i was just not feeling out going and i was with my bitch. But my guess is that if you go to Boracay single you will be able to hook up with Filipinos with no problem.
And that concludes my post on Boracay. I hope you liked it. If you are planning on visiting Boracay take note that your flight from Caticlan on the way home will likely be canceled (happened to us and some other people we know) so you will have to go to Kalibo airport and take a flight to wherever you are going which means you will be delayed significantly. I recommend you go to Boracay single – not with a girlfriend. You can go with a girlfriend but it won’t be as much fun.
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